lolistriders:

*walks onto a crime scene*

swiggity swag who’s in the bag

ivegottobethere:

I don’t sing in the shower.

I perform

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

vvenis:

*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one

(Source: coolruby64)

cokeflow:

OHHH that’s not what I meant haha okay uhhh when you’re done licking my asshole can you fix my rims though